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Don’t be hatin’!
On the way home from work tonight, I drove behind a car that had a lot of ENORMOUS text decals on its back window. I am assuming that these are lyrics from a song. I am not familiar with said song.
Here’s what it said:
DON’T BE HATIN’
GOD IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN JUDGE ME
$ MONEY $
And then, the pièce de résistance: Adorning both the right and left sides of the window were decals of that mischievous imp Calvin, peeing on the word “HATIN'”.