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Is there really a baby?
Ugh. Now it just feels like I was wrong. The baby isn’t going to come at all. Everything I was feeling: wrong. No baby, he’s never going to arrive.
People seem amazed that I am not just lying around in bed all day, that I’m up and walking around and running errands and getting things done. Should I be sitting around doing nothing? Is the fact that I’m mobile and acting “normal” making it so that the baby won’t come? If I act like I’m not pregnant, does that make me actually not pregnant? I felt like crap for about a week and then started feeling a lot better. Did he disappear? Am I faking it now?
Stupid, I know. I’m just tired and feel emotionally numb and weird things go through my head.