Three words: Heirloom Dishwashing Liquid. This fine specimen of liquified soap, with which one might cleanse the scum and villainy off of one's dishes – indeed, both fine china AND...
The Magna Carta was signed in 1215.
If I remember nothing else from high school history classes, that one will stay with me until I die. Why? I have no idea. But all my friends from high school remember the date too. I imagine it was drilled into us in order to meet some test objective. (That, and “Communism is evil.” Love those sweeping generalizations!)
And now it’s up for sale!